Hae, Kang and Wookie on Chunji

becoz it just too hilarious......LOL
i decided to re-post.... this is an old interview....


(translation of Hae Kang and Wookie on chunji, All talking about their fondest memories):

Donghae: For me, our first performance
Kangin: First performance...
Ryeowook: For me, my first kiss..
Kangin: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Ryeowook: Me..? 18 years old
Kangin: With who?
Ryeowook: ..With who??.. with a girl..
Kangin: ..it wasn't with Donghae, right..?
Donghae: Not me~~
Ryeowook: With Donghae? (In the future) I will~
Donghae: (All embarassed) KAKAHFKSFLIEFNDK!!
(The sound of holding in laughter)
Kangin: The mood between you two is strange..
Donghae: You can't be like this you stupid~! If you say that everyone will believe you~!!!
Ryeowook: (Sings "believe")
Donghae: ......
Ryeowook: (keeps singing)
Donghae: Ahh... now.. with him.. , don't let me come on radio with him anymore. I think I should cut off all connections with him...
Kangin: You mean there were 'connections' between you two??
Donghae: Nooo, only a relationship between members~ I think now we should only meet for work purposes~

having a "pig dream" is like this thing in korea which means you have good luck if you have a dream with pigs.
and like people pay other people to 'buy' their pig dreams off of them and stuff... yeah, weird. 

Donghae: But... I think pig dreams don't actually come out..
Kangin: What doesn't come out?
Donghae: Like in a dream..
Kangin: No, they do~
Ryeowook: Pigs?
Donghae: I haven't had a pig come out in my dream, ever..
Kangin: A pig dream doesn't necessarily mean that a pig will come out and go "oink oink" in your dream,
if you have a good dream you just call it a pig dream.
Donghae: No~ A pig has to come out. You have to be holding the pig for it to be a REAL pig dream...
Kangin: No, that's partly right but... (Ryeo laughing crazily at Hae's stupidity in the background) Donghae sshi.. stop trying to pull off the dork concept again..
Ryeowook: SsaDaSsa.. {I'm sure everyone knows what this is by now, but SDS is a fake parody that Shindong, Donghae,
and Sungmin made off of KRY, and they joke that it stands for their initials, but also for SsaDaSsa, which means "Cheap, it's cheap" in korean}
Donghae: No, it's not being cheap, it just that...
Kangin: (Directed towards Ryeo) Who are you to say that he's cheap..
Donghae: I'm just innocently believing it.. really..
Kangin: (To Ryeo) Why are you saying that it's cheap, making people feel bad...
Donghae: (To Ryeo) You, get out~
Kangin: (To Donghae) Say something. Don't hold [your anger] in, you'll get a disease..
Ryeowook: Why are you guys being like this??
Donghae: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAEWOOK MARRIAGE
Donghae: Ah... Ryeowook said he was going to marry me..
Kangin: Really?
Ryeowook: Yeah, I want to marry Donghae.
Kangin: Why?
Donghae: No, there was a question.. IF Ryeowook was a girl which one of the members would he marry, and he said me.
Kangin: Why?
Donghae: ..Why?
Ryeowook: Do I have to reveal it here?
Donghae: Reveal it.
Kangin: Say it.
Ryeowook: I really like you, Donghae sshi.
Donghae: Ah, why... no, I mean, why do you like me!
Ryeowook: Why are you like this?
Donghae: No.. it's just weird.
Ryeowook: Hyung, you don't like me?
Donghae: No, I like you but.. if I don't say it it'll be all weird.
Ryeowook: What's weird?
Donghae: For the people who are listening...
Ryeowook: I just like you, all the words that you say.. (Hae laughing like an insano in the background) the way you read some things wrong.. the way you smile like this..
Kangin: For real? Really? You have to say it right.
Ryeowook: I like it.
Kangin: You would even marry him?
Donghae: I can't do it.
Kangin: Ryeowook, Donghae said he can't do it..
Ryeowook: The problem is that I'm not a girl..
Kangin: In some countries they allow gay marriage..
Ryeowook: No, why are you being like this?!?!
Kangin: If both of you have the heart to get married, I can help you~
Ryeowook: No, I don't want to!
Kangin: Okay.......... Ryeowook is being weird... you... don't come into my room anymore.
Donghae: Ryeowook... slept in my room.
Ryeowook: Why are you like this~~~?
Donghae: He just brought his computer, and he could've just done it in his room but he came into my room and sat in my chair and used the computer. So I was like 'uh.. aren't you going to sleep?' and he was like 'Hyung, I'm going to sleep here.' So I was like 'Here?! But you have your own bed in your own room.'
Ryeowook: But there was like no one there!
Donghae/Kangin: Where?
Ryeowook: There was no one in the room~ Everyone else went home~ So........... we slept together~~
(All laughing like crazy)
Kangin: Okay, no more no more no more!

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